04/03/2008
By Jamie CrossanThe Department of Homeland Security has a new website, www.ready.gov, with all the latest official signs to be used in case of a terrorist attack. As a public service, The Wittenburg Door is publishing the signs along with a translation of what each sign is instructing us to do.
Here are some of my favs:

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
We always thought there was something wrong with Texans.
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

hilarious
“If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.” 😀
Valuable information which should be shared with all!
(as for the Texas slam, we like to think that we have glowing personalities around here)
thanks for the giggle!
You crack me up.